Why I’m Leaving Twitter
Twitter used to be where thought leaders and meme lords met in a chaotic but compelling digital town square. Today, under Elon Musk’s leadership, it’s morphed into something darker, a rage-fuelled revenue machine where progressive voices are collateral damage. In this personal piece, I explain why I’m logging off, not because I’ve stopped caring, but because I care too much.
How To Prepare For Climate Change - Maybe Like This?
What if New Zealand chose justice over abandonment in its climate adaptation plan? This hopeful counterfactual explores a visionary policy shift, where the Government backs vulnerable communities with fair relocation support, honouring manaakitanga and collective responsibility.
How To Prepare For Climate Change - No, Not Like This
In 2046, as climate disasters worsen, the New Zealand government plans to end all property buyouts for homes affected by floods or sea-level rise. This satirical analysis from RegenerationHQ exposes the policy’s cruel logic, warns of future ghost towns, and argues for collective responsibility in the face of climate breakdown.
Wrecking Ball Politics - what might have been
What if New Zealand’s post-2023 government chose collaboration over chaos? This counterfactual explores a political future where reform was done with care, not vengeance. From strengthening Select Committees to preserving the Smokefree Generation policy, this imagined timeline offers a hopeful blueprint for steady, regenerative governance.
Wrecking Ball Politics - the reality
In post-2023 New Zealand, democracy feels less like a system and more like a demolition derby. Over 20 major reforms have been reversed in under a year, public consultation has become performative, and consensus-building is out the window. Wrecking Ball Politics pulls no punches in this satirical but sobering review of where our governance is heading – and what it’s costing us.
Why I’m X-ing Twitter
Twitter used to be where thought leaders and meme lords met in a chaotic but compelling digital town square. Today, under Elon Musk’s leadership, it’s morphed into something darker, a rage-fuelled revenue machine where progressive voices are collateral damage. In this personal piece, I explain why I’m logging off, not because I’ve stopped caring, but because I care about civility and robust debate.
The PM Didn’t Show Up
When MP Takutai Tarsh Kemp passed away, Aotearoa mourned a rising leader in kaupapa Māori politics. But Prime Minister Luxon’s decision not to attend her tangi raised eyebrows across the motu. In this compelling commentary, we explore what it means when a leader fails to show up and why presence, not platitudes, is what true leadership demands.
Wellbeing Not Axed
New Zealand has officially removed wellbeing from its public finance law.
In a move framed as “fiscal clarity,” the Government has discarded frameworks that considered mental health, child poverty, and social cohesion in Budget decisions. Critics say we’ve lost more than a policy - we’ve lost the point of it all.
Wellbeing Axed
New Zealand has officially removed wellbeing from its public finance law.
In a move framed as “fiscal clarity,” the Government has discarded frameworks that considered mental health, child poverty, and social cohesion in Budget decisions. Critics say we’ve lost more than a policy - we’ve lost the point of it all.
Erica the Woke vs Hobson’s Choice
When Hobson’s Pledge calls National MP Erica Stanford "woke" for including basic Treaty obligations in an education bill, it's not just laughable, it’s terrifying. This satirical blog unpacks the far-right nostalgia, racial paranoia and global echo chamber fuelling the attack. If this is what “one law for all” looks like, it’s time to rewrite the rules.
Her First Time. How a Nation Lost Its Innocence for about a $1.00?
Welcome to New Zealand - Land of Ethical Investment or Quiet Privilege?
Our “Active Investor Plus” visa claims to welcome values-aligned capital. But what it really offers is a pathway to nationhood for the wealthy, without the service, contribution, or scrutiny we demand from everyone else. A scathing look at the golden visa scheme that tells billionaires: bring your money, get the view, no questions asked.
What Would Jesus Do? Probably Not This, Mr Luxon.
Christopher Luxon says his faith is personal, not political. Yet his government’s policies tell a different story, one of budget cuts, social neglect, and rising hardship. In this sharp and confronting piece, we ask: what would Jesus actually do and why does this government do the opposite?
What Would Jesus Do? More Like This, Mr Luxon.
What if a New Zealand Prime Minister actually governed according to the teachings of Jesus? This powerful reflection explores a visionary shift in leadership - one that replaces austerity with abundance and spin with sincerity. A heartfelt, godless endorsement of policies rooted in justice and compassion.
A Nation Powered by Hot Air
What starts as a simple pizza night quickly unravels into a sharp satire of New Zealand’s energy policy, as one man’s hunt for a gas bottle leads him to a startling conclusion - Shane Jones may be the country’s last viable gas field. A must-read for anyone who’s tired of empty bottles and even emptier rhetoric.
Breaking Wind counter-factual - Green and Still Standing
In a surprising pivot toward environmental integrity, the New Zealand Government has announced full membership in the Beyond Oil and Gas Alliance (BOGA), extending its offshore exploration ban and committing to ending new onshore permits. With investment in clean energy, binding decommissioning laws, and strong international positioning, this marks a bold step toward a more sustainable and sovereign Aotearoa.
Breaking Wind New Zealand Quits Climate Club to Hug a Barrel of Oil
New Zealand has exited the Beyond Oil and Gas Alliance (BOGA), repealed its offshore exploration ban, and exposed itself to legal, financial, and environmental risks. This blog unpacks the motivations behind the move, the international backlash, and the long-term consequences for our climate reputation and economy.
When Bigots Collide
In a street theatre of hate and hypocrisy, Brian Tamaki’s firebrand fundamentalism met David Seymour’s cold, spreadsheet morality. Both claim to fight for freedom, but their visions exclude the vulnerable, marginalised and different. This satirical essay, featuring a divine letter from God Himself, examines how these two men, far from being opponents, are co-authors in a national narrative of division.
The Emotional Cost of Redundancy - A Real Story Every NZ SME Owner Will Understand
A 29-year-old electrician, once the go-to guy in his firm, is suddenly made redundant. His story isn’t unique, it’s the silent toll being paid by SME owners and workers across Aotearoa every day. This heartfelt article explores the emotional cost of tough business decisions and calls for a more human approach to SME support in New Zealand.
The Grim Reality of Fish Getting In On Cancel Culture - the hopeful alternative
In a major policy reversal, the New Zealand Government has embraced ecological stewardship and indigenous co-governance with the passing of the Kaitiaki First Fisheries Reform Act. With annual data-driven catch limits, protected rāhui zones, and cameras on boats reframed as tools of accountability, the reform puts marine health and intergenerational responsibility at the forefront of fisheries management. It's a bold new era where science and mātauranga Māori work together to restore the balance of Tangaroa’s domain.
The Grim Reality of Fish Getting In On Cancel Culture - the grim truth
In a move equal parts baffling and bold, Oceans and Fisheries Minister Shane Jones has declared ecological science largely unnecessary when managing Aotearoa’s marine environment. As he loosens protections on marine reserves and dismisses expert advice, critics warn that our ocean's health — and our future — is being sacrificed at the altar of ideology. This satirical article dives deep into the absurdity.